Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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