There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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