So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i just google imaged poop.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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