I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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