Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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