i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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