i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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