i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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