Nicole vs. Life
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I didn't notice because vodka
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Dick very happy bro
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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