You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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