So drunk its hurt
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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