Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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