Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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