omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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