I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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