The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
COCAINE IS GR8
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