just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize