Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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