is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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