Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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