so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Enjoy the penises
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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