Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Who died my cat blue again?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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