can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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