you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So vagazzling was a success
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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