so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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