Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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