i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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