Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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