But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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