you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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