Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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