watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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