We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
