windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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