i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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