I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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