I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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