her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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