My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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