No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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