on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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