hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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