Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
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why do cheetos always look like penises
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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