Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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