I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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