At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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