My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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