Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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