After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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