You work out of a Hotel?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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