Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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