I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I know her cup size but not her name....
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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