bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize