If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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