Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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