that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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