never play flip cup with pint glasses
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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